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fagchan-deactivated20110123 asked: how did you find meeeee?
Well, I started with a private investigation firm, who told me they would not offer their services until they had retrieved the Golden Talisman of Ashnakept from the ancient Mayan temple situated deep within the Earth’s crust. After fighting with many grotesque beings and returning with said talisman, the PI told me a bar to go to to ask around. It was there I was embroiled in a firefight fit to rival a John Woo film, and shot a mafia leader in the nostril. With his last, gargling breath, he told me a riddle that led me to the Himalayan summit of K2, where, engraved upon the burning pyres of the yetis I had fought and tamed to reach that place, was the URL of this Tumblr.
That or I just asked Des. But the former sounds so much more badass.