dappermodeactivated asked: Top 5 Batman villains. Top 5 Superman villains.

I don’t know enough about comics to answer these questions individually, so I’m gonna go ahead and lump them into one lovely megaquestion of Top 5 Comic Book Villains. Kay? Kay.

1. The Riddler. Top of the list, every freaking time. He is a seriously underrated villain that is sidelined because of his particular quirk of riddles. Think about it. What is more dangerous than a stalker that is obsessed with proving that he is better than you? Cross Twihards with Jigsaw and add a little bit of badass and you have the Riddler. And NOT Jim Carey. Get him out of here.
   
   
2. Ozymandias (Watchmen). He is considered a villain in the grand scheme of things, but to perfectly honest, it’s questionable if he is doing the right thing or not. Sure, he is a bit of a dick with a messiah complex. But the ultimate question is this: was he a villain because of the act or because of his reasoning?
   
   
3. Mad Hatter. Call him a knock-off of Alice In Wonderland all you want, the fact that he is a delusional schitzo who has the chemical capacity to put you into a drooling mess on the floor with a sip of tea scares the everloving bejesus out of me. Scarecrow would have gone here, but I just like Mad Hatter better. Maybe it’s because you wouldn’t think he’s dangerous? I don’t know.
   
   
4. The Joker. Not the traditional Lolocaust Joker, the Heath Ledger reincarnation. He is the one character in any movie over the past fuck knows how long that has made me physically creeped out. That takes a special something.
   
   
5. Deadpool. I say Deadpool because, even though he isn’t a villain, he can be whatever he wants. Because he’s fucking Deadpool, bitch.