dappermodeactivated asked: Top 5 most annoying artists of all time.

I assume you mean musical artist. If I were go into all the artists I want to ram walls into, I could go until I was purple. But since we only want five…oh jeez. Well.

1. Celine Deon. Canada, seriously, I love you. But send your horrible and annoying music elsewhere. Off planet, maybe.
   
   
2. Jonas Brothers. My dispassion for Disney bands knows no bounds. The award for worst Disney band/artist goes to Miley Cyrus, but I’m going to let that slide because she did that one video which turned her into jailbait and thus a serious (albeit not good) artist. The Jonas Brothers are the epitomy of terrible Disney bands and music. They are holders of the thrones. I hope they fall off them and off something very high.
   
   
3. Hansen. Purely because of that one song that had no other words than “doo wop”. You are not Bill fucking Cosby. You’re whiter than Eminem dipped in white chocolate for fuck’s sake.
   
   
4. Lil Wayne. If I wanted to listen to a lobotomised chimpanzee drawl at a bunch of equally retarded fans, I’d plan a trip to the Australian National Zoo.
   
   
5. Every single goddamn freaking Western pop artist under the age of 14. We get it. You’re young, you’re adorable and you were handpicked like Angelina Jolie in an African village. I get it. But you are annoying, contrived and too naive to be singing the lyrics you are singing. Special mention to Greyson Chance for his aptly retarded song titled “Unfriend You”. Well done, Greyson. You have the honours of leading the Pied Piper-esque conga line of little gremlins straight into the arms of an hungry bear. Your planet will thank you.