December 6, 2011

  • xigtastrophe asked: Top 5 drinks, foods, and authors

    Drinks

    1. Coke
    2. Coffee
    3. Energy drinks
    4. Cookies and cream milkshakes
    5. Tears from a unicorn Mango juice

    Food

    1. Tortilla stack. My step-mim makes the most glorious chicken tortilla/lasagne stack thing that is an amalgamation of all things good in this world.
    2. Salt and vinegar chips. Salty goodness. Wait. What?
    3. Jalapenos. Preferably on something, but I’ve eaten them raw.
    4. White chocolate. I could eat it all day, slowly getting happier and fatter.
    5. Any and all Italian food. See previous reasoning.

    Authors

    1. John Keats. I don’t even hnnnng. Coherent response is coherent.
    2. Thomas Harris. Hannibal. Just because.
    3. Anthony Horowitz. He was essentially what I read as a larvae-like tween.
    4. Vladimir Nabokov. His language always blows my mind. And no, he totally did not write a book about pedophilia. Don’t look at me like that.
    5. Stephanie Meyer’s disembodied head on a stick. This place is being reserved because whoever writes her eulogy will either be the sappiest man ever or the cynical mastermind of the century.