December 6, 2011

  • adreamisnotamission asked: Top 5 food items of questionable edibility with which to shove in peoples faces for no reason other than your own amusement

    1. Brussel sprouts. They’re so tennis-ball shaped, it’d be amusing for someone to get a face full.
    2. Aubergines. Smug, purple bastards.
    3. Airplane food. I would feel a real sense of justice to flip the tray into a Jetstar waitress’s face.
    4. Tuna. I can’t stand tuna, but for the love of Christ, the ludicrousness of a set of tuna nun-chucks is something that I would put on my bucket list. 
    5. So when I was younger, I had a morbid fear of dogs. Now, I hear that people eat dogs in Vietnam. To that end, I would like to catapult a horsedog into the face of Garey Busey.