December 6, 2011

  • adreamisnotamission asked: Top 5 places to hide a dead body? Top five pizza toppings?

    Not that I’ve had to hide a dead body. But then you would never know. With that in mind, top five places to hide a body.

    1. Acid. You get a decent enough acid, get a bathtub of the stuff, place said body in acid. If you have the time and the patience, everything is gone in about twenty-four hours. Forty-eight, if they are American.
    2. Concrete and international waters. Works like Beethoven and chronic deafness.
    3. The bush. Like, no shit. There’s got to be a reason why we have all of this green stuff in New Zealand. You put someone in the middle of Fiordland National Park and the only dude that’s going to find is Bigfoot looking for a hot dog.
    4. Construction site. Put it in the right place and there’s a building between you and 25 to life.
    5. I don’t know, you could always eat them, I guess?

    And the top 5 pizza toppings:

    1. Jalapenos
    2. Meat
    3. MEAT
    4. MEEEEEEEEAT
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