January 2012
6 posts
Alcohol vs Cosplay - I swear I'm not drink driving...
Usually I write poetry when I’m driving on the Intershitty expressway, but this time the proverbial spring of inspiration has a dead cow floating in it. So, instead of forcing poetry out of my system in some painful and rather messy procedure, I thought I might address a slight niggle that has been unnerving me for the past couple of days. It was prompted by a picture on Facebook, and it...
adreamisnotamission asked: 7, 8, 11, 17, 18~
Oh dear. This is going to get interesting.
1: my top 10 favourite bands.
2: my top 10 favourite albums.
3: my top 10 favourite songs.
4: top 10 most attractive musicians in my opinion (dead or alive).
5: do i listen to mp3s/cds/cassettes/vinyls.
6: most overrated bands.
7: most underrated bands.
8: a guilty pleasure.
9: the first band i really liked.
10: the first album i bought with my own money.
11: what bands my parents got me into.
12: bands i have seen live.
13: bands i want to see live.
14: my favourite film soundtrack.
15: what song am i listening to right now.
16: last album i bought.
17: a song i dislike from my favourite band.
18: a band i used to love but now hate.
19: least favourite bands.
20: an unpopular opinion about music.
There is something cathartic, therapeutic
about writing ideas on an old piece...
– Excerpt from For Auld Lang Syne, written under the pen-name ~RBZilla, June 2011.
Game Over, Man! - Has Doom and Gloom Come All Too...
So one day, the seas rise up and swallow the Earth. The end.
It sounds like an idea from Michael Bay’s head, which is like throwing a brick into a tumble dryer, with much the same outcome. But just like that knockoff Transformers franchise Bay chundered, we revel in the theory all the same, and it all points one way: we hit the high score list on 21 December 2012. Cue groans from the audience....
So I haven't been home in about five days.
Probably because I’ve been sick lately. Immune systems are mighty handy when you know what to do with them. But Emma doesn’t, so what the hoo ha. I’ve been self-exiled from my house so that I don’t accidentally infect anyone with the bubonic plague before they go up to Starship in a couple of days, so then I’ll have the house to myself.
What is happening in my world?...
December 2011
21 posts
Meanwhile, in the magical land of Steam:
I have vouchers I will never use. On offer is:
25% Valve titles
50% Left 4 Dead 2
50% Destruction Inc.
All of which I have no money, no debit card and next to no internet. In summary, they will sit in my pocket until they expire.
So. Who wants one? First in best dressed. Steam ID is BROsideon.
Is it just me or are there others that think that enough is enough? And I’m not...
– TheEvilSee. Clever clogs, he is.
reblog if it's okay for me to go to your ask and...
I don’t normally reblog these kind of things, but…
Hey. How are you doing? I noticed you dropped your trousers.
Excuse me, bitches?
This Homestuck wankery can do whatever the hell it wants. I really haven’t seen the harm in it thus far. Taking fandoms and replacing them with their own is a little egotistical, but I’ve let them have it.
But The Road To El Dorado? One of the greatest examples of broliferation in animation?
1 tag
Wait a second.
If the relationship between Blaine and Kurt was between a male and a female, it would be blasted out the airlock for being too sappy and emotional. But it’s two dudes. So it’s adorable.
I’m confused. Is it adorable because it’s sappy and cliche or is it adorable purely because it’s two dudes? Because if it’s the second, it’s either voyeuristic or...
WHO WANTS A MOTHERFUCKING 75% OFF GARRY'S MOD...
Because I already have it, and I don’t need it. If you have a Steam account and you want one, I will trade something for it. Nothing important, just anything. Hell, coal, if you’re participating in the Great Gift Pile promotion.
Who wants it? Seriously. Best offer gets it. Or whoever I like the most. ‘Cause it’s gotta go somewhere.
1 tag
Everyone's wondering why the search function in...
It’s not like Tumblr uses the tags as search references or anything.
And then people go and make obscure tags about nothing at all.
Surely not.
A shoutout to an awesome cause.
Right, so I have this really cool proposal to all the ladies out there. No, it is not my junk. Don’t get so excited. Or giggly.
Ever since my sister Emma got diagnosed with cancer in January 2010, our entire household has done a bucket of awesome things to help cancer awareness and give back to the companies and charities that have helped us get through. Mikayla is currently secretary at...
dappermodeactivated asked: Top 5 Batman villains. Top 5 Superman villains.
dappermodeactivated asked: Top 5 alcoholic beverages.
dappermodeactivated asked: Top 5 children's TV shows. Top 5 TV children's movies.
dappermodeactivated asked: Top 5 most annoying artists of all time.
Brick With Butterfly Wings
If you’re ever in Narnia, look for the meaning of the term ‘artistic design’ and bring it back. ’Cause it sure as hell isn’t in this world.
In the glitzy world of aesthetics, art and design are two aspects that complement each other like rock stars and clean living. When the two are together, it’s a damn good thing, but how often do you see Mick Jagger snorting MSG off the tits of Martha...
xiglodramatic asked: Top 5 drinks, foods, and authors
adreamisnotamission asked: Top 5 Final Fantasy characters~
adreamisnotamission asked: Top 5 food items of questionable edibility with which to shove in peoples faces for no reason other than your own amusement
adreamisnotamission asked: Top 5 places to hide a dead body? Top five pizza toppings?
Leeching off the tidal waves of the awesome...
Top 5s of things, place them in the ask box and I will answer them in due fashion and brutal honesty. I promise that I’ll be as ‘ranty’ as possible. Gogogo.
Bold what applies to you! →
I am a boy. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I’ve been told I’m...
November 2011
5 posts
You ask someone for a topic to rant about and then...
My rant, my rules. Bitch.
It’s a Mumorpuger!: The World of World Of Warcraft...
I’m going to open with a small intervention: there is only one MMORPG. That just happens to be the titular mention. Everyone else is just painting themselves in cartoon graphics and screaming Azeroth till they turn blue. World of Warcraft is the pope of the multiplayer world and people love it. And what’s not to love? The game itself is impressive, even if I wouldn’t touch the franchise...
mahsmaladehubbington asked: jesus christo seeing you on tumblr i.. !! WB dude?? maybe idk sup
Whoever invented GIF comics can go sodomise a...
Here I am with shitty New Zealand bandwidth scrolling through Tumblr.
EPIC SIX PART GIF COMIC EAT ALL THE SPEEDS LULZ.
Reviving this dead old thing for the summer...
Because I have probably posted a grand total of 20 things this year? And all of them were before I started university. Damn learning. Taking up time and shit. But all that aside, I have decided I will rise this thing from the damned and start updating again. Starting with a rant on the issue that is up in my grill the most at the moment.
Election. Woo freaking hoo.
Let me preempt any shitstorms...
September 2011
1 post
1 tag
formspring.me
You may ask the pimp cane one question. http://formspring.me/RBZilla
April 2011
1 post
mahsdaddy asked: M'in ur Tumblr.
HEY, LIAM!
HEY, LIAM!
February 2011
4 posts
PSA regarding the BS in the NZ.
Most of you Tumblrites have heard in the news about the earthquake that struck Christchurch, NZ, yesterday. I want to let everyone know that I am in Wellington and wasn’t affected by the shocks. My building is also relatively stable. Be cool.
If people are not aware, at 12:51pm NZT yesterday, an earthquake only 5km deep and measuring 6.3 on the richter scale rocked Christchurch, the...
Welcome to the family,...
Jeez, thats a mouthful. Thanks for the follow. :D
The two worst things on this earth have joined...
Glee has done Baby.
Acquire money, fuck Gleeks.
Once upon a time on a car trip to the far off dimension that is Palmerston North, I was assaulted by the musical stylings of the Glee cast doing their rendition of Gold Digger. As much as my eardrums bled all over the upholstery, after everything had clotted back up again, I had to admit that the song wasn’t actually too bad. Don’t go taking this as a revelation, people (looking at NO...
January 2011
3 posts
Much ado about a couple of psychedelic vegetables.
I love Facebook. I love everything about it right from the way it frequently changes its layout like a maze that’s just out to devour you to the people you meet that spew out some of the most ridiculous typing ever to grace a French keyboard, and I especially like how much I have to think while using it. Yes, I sound like I’m talking out my ass, but I legitimately mean this in a...
I'm just that kind of guy that critiques Glee in...
I came across an epiphany today.
And it was kinda random. Not gonna lie. In fact, I almost took an angle grinder to my nasal cavity the moment I thought about it, but just as my nostral hairs were starting to singe, I doubled back on my thoughts and considered it wasn’t such a bad call. So then I followed wherever this thought went (you know, give peace a chance and all that), when I actually got something good out of it.
...
December 2010
7 posts
fagchan-deactivated20110123 asked: how did you find meeeee?
Totally just stalked a whole bunch of people that...
You know who you are. :D
So, as a New Years Special:
Any question, good bad or ugly, will be answered with complete honesty. Ask here.
On a side note, jesus christ I’ve been back over a year. Miss you Aussie folks. <3
lemoncrusher asked: Hello. :D
Performance Bucket List: Top Five Songs I Must...
Brothers in Arms - Dire Straits: unplugged edition. Me on acoustic guitar/vocals, perhaps some atmospheric strings in the back. Simple, awesome.
Painkiller - Judas Priest: played a tad faster than normal. Guitar for me, no way I can sing vocals that high. And a kick ass drummer. It MUST have a drummer that can defib the audience with sheer win.
Borderline - Chris De Burgh: I want the piano...
Fun with Cleverbot #23: I'm on a boat,...
Me: If I were drowning, would you save me?
CB: If you touched my women I would.
November 2010
19 posts
Liam
cat-go-boom:
thunderjelly:
You are such a weirdo.
When this is all done, you should totally do a mashup of all the CVC peeps you’ve drawn. 8D